write fanfiction about who you ship me with in my ask

(Source: windycarnage)

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exowhore:

i-punched-tao:

Kai was in the hospital. The poster’s friend went to the hospital because of a cold and saw Kai there with another person (not sure who). Seemed like Kai has more illnesses/injuries then just his back pain.

credit as tagged via baidu exo bar; loosely translated by i-punched-tao

I don’t know whether to feel happy that he’s finally getting treatment or furious that they had to wait until he needed the hospital to allow him rest. 

This is one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.

luthieneriol:

faintheartednot:

thewinchesterswagger:

davestridersdirtydreams:

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

and like if you wanted to download something you had to run

and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded

I’d be the skinniest bitch in this world.

This is the best idea ever.

Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

Reasons why I love EXO.

Kris: Hotter than the sun. Speaks 4 different languages. Can make you pregnant with his stare alone.
Luhan: Cute as fuck. Is basically immortal. Has the voice of an angel.
Lay: Socially awkward but adorably so. A secret diva.
Tao: A kawaii Gucci-loving Wushu ninja.
Xiumin: Has dumpling cheeks. Nicknamed bao zi. Eternally friendzoned by Luhan.
Chen: Hits those high notes like nobody's business. Perpetually confused. Also Hipster Chen.
Suho: Choi Siwon's long lost twin. Ridiculously caring and photogenic.
Kai: A total brat. Flirty tease and suave motherfucker. Pretty much a dancing machine.
Sehun: THAT LISP. Soulmate of Luhan. Single-handedly murders fangirls with his pushed back hair.
Chanyeol: The derpiest derp to have ever derped. Has a killer smile. Flawless human being. Voice does not match the face.
Baekhyun: Greasy bacon. Magnificent voice with bulging neck veins. Soulmate of Chanyeol. Rocks the guyliner.
D.O.: Has a permanent O_O face. Vocals are spectacular. Makes me want to hug him.

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